To enjoy today you needed to have someone else's mountain bike and be pissed - neither applied to me. The gang in this beer garden were well into it when I arrived for a coke, and money is no object at $A1.10 for a large mug of beer.
Having looked at the maps, noted where the path was and entered a few waypoints into the GPS, and observed that many of the cruisey type tour operators run cycle tours between Berlin and Prague, and for context the Elbe (in Germany) is one of the world's best rated cycle paths, Comments included that this path was generally good with sections of gravel, and well signposted. I pedaled out of Prague looking forward to a big day on the bike drifting along these rivers and taking in the grandeur. Balls to all of that idea.
After the usual crappy bits of getting out of cities like Prague, wearing sneakers rather than the usual cleated shoes to allow for the unexpected bits of treacherous surface and traffic, I was soon on a great bit of high speed smooth path and after perhaps 5 kms it all went pear shaped big time. Note, this is the major route to the Elbe, Dresden and beyond, not some minor track in remote Africa..
I rock-hopped, juddered over stones, walked over tree routes, squeezed along overgrown narrow uneven tracks, walked precariously along the track right on the edge of precipitous 4m high unstable wall on the edge of the river, several times, pushed the bike up a steep slippery slope, and on it went till the beer garden. Then it got better, and bad again, and good, and bad.
And then on an OK road a route indicator giving a choice of left to the ferry, that was not there, or straight ahead. So after a few kms of the straight ahead option I reached the canal with this bridge (photo) with recently painted yellow stairs, painted after the ferry sank. This was the main route No 2 to Germany - up the stairs with bike and stuff, and down the same on the other side. To a great new path, for a while, then to mush again. This was the pattern of the whole day.
After passing Melinka, where the sign man missed the usual critical ones, I eventually found the path which was fantastic so I wound it up a bit 28 to 30 kph for a while, then "where did that go". Right to the end at Litomerice the track was goodish and bad. For the last 5 kms I braved the busy road that was right next to the goat track. On the early 2 days in Czechia, I was able to often avoid the bad track and use great quiet roads but up here I could not find any, just too busy and unfriendly, and I kept getting baited by the good bits, thinking we are getting close to Germany and the Czechs started building the path from the border as well as the good near Prague. The maps in my GPS incomplete and too sparse in this eastern world.
Distance 108 kms
Time. 6hrs 30 mins moving, 1hr stopped
Food en-route. All pretty miserable
Reflection A shit of a day & first ever day of touring with no cleated riding shoes
So to Litomerice, at the Hotel Roosevelt, delightful receptionist as we are in the countryside now. This town apparently is a popular tourist town (perhaps with well-off Czechs by the sounds I heard) because it is one of the oldest towns in Czechia with history going back to the year 1,000. These claims are sort of useful, identify the age of a building or 2, they bring in the crowds who pay more for beer than the guys earlier in the day in the beer garden, but this world has been inhabited from near the dawn of human migration, and more recently the Romans when they arrived established larger towns on pre-existing settlements all over this continent. That is another 1,000 yrs back. All a bit of a mystery to me. There is oldness everywhere and archeological remains are endemic in this ground.
Back to Litomerice. When I rode into town at 16:30 it had this sense of old elegance, but long since faded, washed out, with attempts at a new paint job. No German vibrancy in the colour scheme here. The central large square with the compulsory cafes around it, at one of which I had dinner (a turkey steak and a pear strudel), is just a run-down parking lot. A ring road made of cobblestones that generate a terrible noise with all the cars circulating and the local hoons roaring along occasionally to impress someone not here so as to continually destroy any sense of ambiance whilst having a beer or glass of wine. I wonder what this square looked like in its glory days 500 years ago? Perhaps a great garden in the middle, a market, quieter horses and carts, and a lot of life.
The locals having a cheap pizza in a quiet garden cafe down the alley nearby, away from the square. I was too tired to explore much tonight.